Saturday, December 1, 2012

Relish a Culture Place Called Balay Cena Una

photo courtesy of Balay Cena Una

Two years ago, curiosity got the better of me. A lot has been spoken and written about Balay Cena Una that prompted me to discover the culture place myself. Finally reaching the place, we were awed by the structure that boasts of a well preserved ancestral Spanish abode. Starting from the old battered wooden door with the sign “Abierto...Dagos Tabi” [open…please come in] to the ancient yet sleek interiors with all-Filipino table escapes of crocheted linens, abaca place mats and classy glass wares and cutleries, it sure is ethnicity in its finest form. But this banquet lay out splendor is only a greeter.

What one would be enticed to come here and again is their extensive intercontinental cuisine, without losing touch with the roots: the arpeggio of sili, pili and gata. Now let’s dive into this scrumptious voyage. I ordered Pasta Cena Una Especial with fat fettuccini noodles in luxuriously appetizing dazzling golden sauce of coconut milk and saffron and plump battered shrimps. I paired it with a citrus slush of Dalandan-tanglad sparked with a sprig of mint in a very elegant crystal goblet.

My husband Dr. Clyde went for Poissonen Pappilote or fish cooked in its own juice, chives and other flavorings in a sealed parchment paper for a clean herbal taste. I later learned that all their greens including the herbs are harvested in their kitchen garden. What a fresh take! He devoured the delicately seasoned cream dory goodness with special fried saffron rice.

After we have feasted on this pure sophistication of a dish, a young fine-looking graceful lady walked by our table and asked, “So how’s the food po?” To answer “it’s delicious” would be an understatement as to say how lovely she looks. No one but a caring owner of Balay Cena Una would approach guests this way and I felt fortunate we met Ms. Lourdes Villanueva on the spot. Denden, as she is fondly called, suggested we try their Rice tinutong coffee [roasted rice] which is perfect with any of their elegant array of desserts.

This year, I keep coming back in this gourmet place because of another reason: being smitten over the award-winning Majestic Mayon Pili Cheesecake. Hubby and I became friends with the magical beings behind the gastronomic delights. Because of their extensive experiences and premium culinary education, the dynamic Balay Cena Una couple chefs Connie and Dick Condeno would personally be branded as cuisine experts. Having had rigorous trainings in international cruise ships, in five star Metro Manila hotels and having superb connections in one of the prestigious universities of the country, it is no wonder why they are authorities in this field.

Balay Cena Una is a restaurant with a heart as they run the “Dios Mabalos Po Foundation” that does feeding programs in Bicolandia. And for philanthropic guests with a sack of rice to share, they can stay overnight in a very charming country chalet at the back of the restaurant. Instead of money, the bed and breakfast accommodation goes for a sack of rice per night. This is then allocated to their corporate social responsibility.

Come take the time to be besotted by their delightful dishes and revel in their antique collections as well as drink in the opulence of their tablescapes. Balay Cena Una truly transports you into another time; one that bespeaks of rich and affluent moments expressed in sumptuous cookery.


Balay Cena Una
F. Lotivio St. Bgy. Bagumbayan, Daraga Albay
+63.52.435.4338 / +63917.827.9520 (mobile)

Restaurant Hours:
Monday to Saturday - 10:00am to 10:00pm
Sunday - 11:30am to 9:00pm
Buffet:
Sunday - 11:30am to 2:30pm


Saturday, October 27, 2012

So Pinoy, So Bicolano Lunch Buffet at Eat All Be Cool

usual fare...beef kaldereta
bukayo

The anti-thesis of this writing is beginning with the end…because the most remarkable thing I could start about was the desserts served. Here is one resto so unpretentious yet so noteworthy with its sweet offerings one could find in a Bicolano home: panutsa, mazapan de pili, palitaw and bukayo. I was even half-expecting there would be belekoy, that grainy-sugar coated brown taffy made of glucose with sour fruit extracts perhaps, or bomba, those little round tamarind candies rolled in white sugar as well. These are delicacies so reminiscent of our childhood.

I used to coax mom and dad to spare me some coins so I could run to the sari-sari store. They used to remark that these stuffs are nothing but junk. For the gourmand, I don’t think so. As long as one can say something glorious about a food, it becomes a treasure.

Wondering what Panutsa is? According to the Philippines Board Forum, “it’s a home town product of Taal, Batangas made of hardened brown sugar and peanuts”. Perhaps the Bicolano version is that about a tablespoon is dropped on banana leaves to flatten like patties. As they harden these are cooled then served on a platter, whole mounds of peanuts marvelously seen underneath the silky smoothness of the firm caramel. I singled this out because I have never encountered any other restaurant, gourmet or not, that serves it. Panutsa is considered to be sold only in the neighborhood store.
beloved bicol express

I have mentioned Bukayo. In some remote towns, they call  it “Conserva”, pronounced with the hard rural accent “konserba”. As a school-aged child, I could vividly remember that I used to sniff the exquisite aroma of the roasted coconut strips, slathered with brown sugar caramel, before taking a bite. I would be reprimanded as I was caught nibbling on it, with the constant “Mawawalan ka ng ganang kumain!” [You’ll lose appetite for the main meals!]. Of course, the folks’ major concern is having us kids eat the nutritious lunch or dinner and not those junkfoods.
who wouldn't love PILIs?!

It was a Tuesday and while BabyClyde and I were waiting for our children’s half-day school to be over, we decided to try EABC…my contracted form of Eat All Be Cool. Clearly, what the restaurant drives at is the cuisine predominantly being Bicol, as in the words “Be Cool”. Its location is perfectly situated at the airport road’s end; it’s as if all roads lead to their gate. EABC is along the main thoroughfare, Washington Drive and just a few walks away from Legaspi City airport and so its visibility is grand.
luscious mazapan de pili

As we went in, we were greeted by the warmth of the invitingly pleasant eating place. It’s like walking inside a friend’s abode, welcoming you with the aroma of home-cooked meals, spic and span walls and floors, woodsy furniture, mementos properly displayed in corners that bespeaks of the owners’ family dynamics.
panutsa

Dining staff in uniforms were so attentive to all customers; one instructed us politely as we queried how to go about the buffet. We were to pay first at the counter to get our spoons and forks before we could line up and fill our ivory plates with the glorious goodness of their cookery. I admire this technique: nobody can ever run away from their bill because they cannot eat without the spoon and fork which one cannot get if he hasn’t paid first. Now I’m thinking…maybe I could also make my clients pay at the counter first before going inside the cubicle to have a massage at Greenthumb. That’s an assurance that anyone who walks out has paid.
those colorful luscious drinks in pitchers

The buffet spread was bountiful. For P199 per person, there were the truly Pinoy viands like Escabeche [sweet and sour fish], Pinakbet [sautéed vegetables with bagoong or shrimp paste], the perpetual Bicol Express and more that I could not recall. Rice was of two kinds: Shanghai fried or the plain steamed. Then there are pitchers of coolers like iced tea, buko pandan and mangoes and cream sold at P75 per jug. What’s splendid about the carafes is that each is loaded with ice and lemon slices as garnish for the iced tea, or in the case of fruit varieties there were bits and chunks of the fleshy pulp that truly makes a glass rich in flavor.

Water is “serve yourself” style. There is a dispenser at a corner to fetch as you need it. No water jugs. For me and hubby who are movers, we don’t mind refilling and standing every time. But for diners who prefer a pitcher by their side, it would be an inconvenience.
shanghai rice

EABC is fully airconditioned. Windows are of clear-glass with the vivid view of the outside. One can see who’s coming in and going out. What’s so great about this resto is that the room is never over-crowded; when some goes out, another batch comes in. it’s like an eternal refilling of the tables being seated in. so amazing! They seem not to run out of lunch goers. I wonder if at any time of the day it would still be like this. We were there from 11am to 12:30 noon.
Parking is not a problem. Their lawn is spacious that you could be assured of your car’s safety. There is a security guard on duty to watch over the patrons’ autos. Outside the main hall is an al fresco dining portion with narra tables that seem to cater to smokers. But the guard steadfastly said “Sorry po, but strictly no smoking talaga po dito.” Good news for us health buffs!

For the ravenous, Eat All Be Cool will give you a satiety you’d be thanking the heavens for. Simple Pinoy dishes, not much with high twists, just the usual fare, but cooked lovingly in an ambiance perfectly described as a buddy’s warm and welcoming home. And desserts given to you with a nostalgic serving, reminding you about your Bicolano heritage…of coconuts, gata, brown sugar and peanuts.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Apicius Culinary School...Savor the Flavors


dashing hubby being instructed on the judging mechanics
photo courtesy of Apicius Culinary School Bicol
This is the best gastronomic weekend I ever had so far, and one spent with my most precious. We got a call from tita Connie and tito Dick Condeno, pillars of Apicius Culinary School Bicol branch, inviting us to judge their Basic Culinary Arts students for their finals. What an honor it would be, of course! Who would pass this up, BabyClyde and I? No way, gourmands that we are!

photo courtesy of Apicius Culinary School Bicol

photo courtesy of Apicius Culinary School Bicol
And so this Saturday October 20, 2012 we arrived at the school at 11:50 am. We were welcomed warmly by Chef Dick and secretary Cristy and ushered into the demo-lecture room cum judging chamber. It was already precisely prepared, the room spic and span and cool. A dining table set for two was awaiting us, folders with several sheets of evaluation forms and pens were provided and Ms. Cristy gave us the mechanics of the dish-judging. What a treat for an epicure!

hard at work...photo courtesy of
Apicius Culinary School Bicol
We were to evaluate the concluding cookery of four students [they were supposed to be six] and each would serve us a four-course meal: first with soup, then a starter of an appetizer or salad, followed by pasta and then the main course of fish, chicken, pork or beef. Vegetable sidings were perennial and yes, they impressed us with the garnishing. Now there are sixteen dishes to be had! What a tummy-filling episode. I’d call this chapter in my book the happy-bursting-belly occurrence.
exquisite...photo courtesy of Apicius Culinary School Bicol
the master executive chef in black...that's Mr. Diosdado Condeno; tito Dick for us!! and we're so proud of him

BabyClyde was a perfect evaluator; asking lots of questions every time and noting down valuable info. I was more of the writing partner, while he the speaking other. About the dishes they cooked for us, I couldn’t remember the entire recipe names. As I could recall, there were butternut squash creamed soup, green pea and ham soup, minestrone [of Italian origin] and New England chowder. Salads I could recall were Kani Salad, mixed greens with balsamic vinaigrette and a host of other lettuce-y concoctions. Their pastas were almost identical: creamy, not using tomato-based sauces, opting for fresh tomatoes, and with crispy bacon or non-greasy ground beef and pork. The remarkable ones were their main courses.
photo courtesy of Apicius Culinary School Bicol

I particularly hunkered over a fish dish called nut-crusted salmon fillets while BabyClyde went gaga over the roasted chicken that’s fall-off-the-bone tender. You can guess by now that our stomachs are bulging with fullness already, no matter how apportioned we took the food in. Their servings were just right; it’s just that having sixteen dishes to taste is no joke. Our tongues weren’t the only ones satisfied; our spirits got nurtured too. We would always think of world hunger, of those under-privileged ones and BabyClyde and I would be on a roll of altruistic deeds. Every time we’re honored, we always follow up with giving back. Karmic laws, anyone?
photo courtesy of Apicius Culinary School Bicol

Wondering why we were picked up by tita Connie and tito Dick Condeno, we thought “Perhaps because we’re presumed to be gastronomes, food lovers from starters to desserts or global foodies,” that being good judges would be assured. Yes, BabyClyde and I are culinary aficionados as we had some international and wide-local eating adventures already. Since we’re neither alcoholics nor smokers, what we are fond of instead is good chow. Tita and tito also know we’re fond of restaurant-discoveries and so we were chosen. But perchance, the real reason why, aside from us being connoisseurs of some sort…is because our camaraderie was so palpable. This fine couple knew judgments could be trusted, with the amity and honesty and all things plausible.
tita Connie's expertise...photo courtesy of Apicius Culinary
School Bicol

about to go home...happy-bellied!
What’s best about my Saturday is witnessing first-hand how excellent first-rate mentors are the Condeno couple that surely makes Balay Senauna and Apicius unfaltering for a long long time, if not in perpetuity. Paramount to that is making my husband blissful with the perks I’m giving him out of having precious friendships with valued people in the culinary world.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

musings: Learning Vacations…BOHOL

musings: Learning Vacations…BOHOL: at the NAIA3 with ate Char and Onyor, from Manila to Bohol Day one BOHOL SPREE PART ONE OF THREE. breakfast altogether at Cafe...

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Home-cooking Goodness

ethereal beauty queen..Sushmita Sen

In 1994, the question asked of the then-Miss Universe Indian Sushmita Sen, was “What is the essence of being a woman?” of which she answered with panache and made her win the crown.  Honestly, I can’t remember her exact response. I think it has something to do with being a mother, nurturing children and procreation. Forgive my poor memory but it’s the core that I’m driving at: MOM…close to being a kitchen whiz, a home angel, a very purposeful femme.
cheesy garlicky baked mussels or tahong

Bacon mushroom country pasta
Dulce de leche = just spooned off the
Milkmaid can
Most ladies like I do come to an age of settling and loving everything domicile. Career woman or not, it’s a feminine instinct to tinker in the kitchen and desire to concoct something for the family. I for one am not a great cook but I could whip up a dish and miraculously be relished by my “diners”. Occasionally, I would dominate the kitchen, give manoy [our home cook] a rest and put my magical hand to work.
My own take of Beef stroganoff

Surely, my friendship with the executive and pastry chef owner-couple of Apicius Culinary School in Albay is a divine providence. I was becoming a chef-wannabe years before I met tita Connie and tito Dick Condeno. Though cooking is just a burst of my moods, it is therapeutic for me, an outlet of my creative tendencies and a stress-buster despite the tedious clean-up after; makes me feel like I’m a kitchen-goddess. Perhaps, God put tita Connie and I together.
delightful pastry jewels that are Macarons

One thing that’s constant though: I love talking and journaling about cuisines. Its colossal kinds, depiction, history, health benefits and all…be those the main meals or dessert…soups, salads, beverages, pastries, pasta, rice or viand.

the colors befit the flavors, like mint green for Pistachios,
beige for caramel, brown for chocolate, pink for
strawberry, yellow for lemon, etc.
BabyClydeLove buys me these often
Cream dory fillets with Sofrito
Pesto pasta with ground garlic pili nuts
and Parmesan
Going back to foodstuff moods, I have cooked a lot that made me proud I am BabyClydelove’s wife and our three vivacious children’s mom. After I finished a short French cooking course at Icars [Apicius wasn’t in existence yet], I made Pot a Feu and Coq Au Vin; those slow cooking chicken/meat goodness in tomato based sauces and herbs and spices and red wine. French cooking deserves the top tier in world cuisine; not because it tastes amazing and name-forgetting-good but because it is so laborious that surviving the process is a great feat. One ought to have a trophy finishing a dish.

Pinoys have a hard time accepting the French palate. It tastes so red-winey, strong, and pungent. And I’m undeniably Pinoy; but if pastries are what we’re talking about, no doubt this description fits best: uberyummydelicious! French Macarons…goodness! Just taste it and speak for yourself. I got my first taste at Bizu Patisserie in Greenhills.

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaron, “macarons are sweet meringue-based confectioneries made with egg whites, icing sugar, granulated sugar, almond powder or ground almond; and to suit a flavor, food colouring. The macaron is commonly filled with ganache, a buttercream or jam filling sandwiched between two cookies. Its name is derived from the Italian word maccarone ormaccherone. The confectionery is characterized by its smooth, squared top, ruffled circumference (referred to as the "foot"), and flat base. It is mildly moist and easily melts in the mouth.

Now from my words, macarons are perfect with herb teas: green tea, ginger, lemon grass…any tea for it has a clean fresh aftertaste! It washes off the sugar load in the tongue. I’m talking a lone dessert here; wait till I write more on main meals.

Let’s leave French. Like moods are meant to be, my craze for it is flitting. Good thing I have the steady supply of Yummy magazines from Summit Media to back me up. Now that’s one publication I would call a fairy godmother should it take a form. A magazine that’s chockfull of credible doable recipes and my constant love: food articles. It perks me up! I’m no chef; just a self-proclaimed gourmand but I got all my cooking references from Yummy.
that laborious Coq Au Vin

I got to tweak the recipes all the time but Yummy is the main basis. What else have I cooked aside from Coq Au Vin? 

In a mix, there were:
1.    Cashew crusted fish [cream dory] with herbs = paired with light soy gravy
2.   Pesto pasta with ground garlic pili nuts and Parmesan
3.   Bacon mushroom country pasta
4.   My own take of Beef stroganoff = love the Beschamel!
5.   Dulce de leche = just spooned off the Milkmaid can
6.   Cream dory fillets with Sofrito =  those sautéed diced tomatoes and onions
7.   Burned banana bread = blame it on my oven-absence for I used the toaster
8.   Cheesy garlicky baked mussels/tahong
9.   Good Shepherd-like Halayang Ube = so like the nuns’ brand!
10.                The all-time Mango Float = almost weekly
11. Sago-Peach-Mango balls
12.                Precious many more I can’t remember for now

All I could remember is that I elicited praises from satisfied taste buds and tummies, except for the occasional too salty or too bland taste and the blackened cake. Hey, it happens to cooks. Nobody’s perfect. Laugh! 

Nostalgic Food Trip...SR THAI Cuisine



simple unassuming Thai delight of a restaurant...

their chicken pandan is outstanding
When I have those wistful moments of reminiscing my med rep days in Parke Davis, I won’t forget SR Thai Cuisine. That off the beaten path kind of diner near UST where we hung out often as we waited for doctor coverage [how I met BabyClydeLove]…I sure had a gustatory enchantment!

Just for the heck of it, I ate out again at the Sampaloc branch. This Thai restaurant has two branches: one in Katipunan near Ateneo and UP and another near UST. That was where I headed to.
condiments you'd regret missing out on

MY ULTIMATE favorite here! chilli milk sauce
Since I got acquainted with it, Thai food started to gain its popularity in the late nineties here in the Philippines. What I noticed though is that not many start-ups would embark on this cuisine because most Pinoys still opt for the Chinese or Japanese chow when it comes to being oriental. I wonder why. Perhaps most Pinoys can’t stand the heat of the spices? Well, I’m Bicolana so I’m used to eating red chilli peppers in all my ulam, sawsawan and nuts. No sili, my meal is sooooo…so,so.

Thai bagoong rice with green mango strips
SR Thai Cuisine has the specials and the regulars. The dessert line-up here is not extensive, though. SR Thai Cuisine really banks on its main meals. Check out their menu. You’d notice an abundance of the dish “Ho Fan”. Wonder what are Ho Fan Noodles? These are a wide and flat Chinese rice noodle similar to the vermicelli noodles found in Pad Thai or Vietnamese Pho. I saw packs of it in the international section of Gaisano grocery here in Legaspi and the price is quite expensive. I’ll get back to the cost [forgot to take note of it].

What comes into your mind when Thai food is mentioned? Perhaps Tom Yum Goong.....that favorite Thai hot prawn soup seasoned with lime, lemon grass and chilli.

TAD BITS….

SR Thai Cuisine
 965 P. Noval St., Sampaloc Quezon City
734-5443 (Phone)

MUST TRIES [ones I ate then and now and still made me tingly with yumminess!]

These are all priced at P95.00 ----
·       S.R. Seafood Fried Rice
·       S.R. Seafood w/ Chilli Milk Sauce …
o   This one I’d never trade for anything else in the menu!!! It’s really a must-try, I tell you…
·       S.R. Hot & Sour Seafood 
·       S.R. Bagoong Rice 
o   Next to my number one love [Seafood w/ Chilli Milk Sauce]
·       S.R. Chicken Pandan 
o   They got it so crispy and uber-tasty here
·       S.R. Sizzling Beef / Chicken/ Pork BBQ      
·       Hofan Beef / Seafood Soup 
·       S.R. Crabmeat Curry Sauce 
·       S.R. Pad Thai / Kao Moo Thod / Kao Kai Thod
o    Thai fried rice or noodles with bean sprouts, egg and ground peanuts
·       Fried Hofan with Seafood, Beef,  Pork or Chicken

These are at P105.00----
·       S.R. Kaeng Keaw Wan Kai                             
·       S.R. Pia Thod Kratiem Prikthai
(these are crispy chicken,pork,beef in stir fried vegetables with garlic and pepper sauce]

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Learning Vacations…BOHOL



at the NAIA3 with ate Char and Onyor, from Manila to Bohol Day one

BOHOL SPREE PART ONE OF THREE.

breakfast altogether at Cafe Atanacio

landed the island province
lobby of Bohol Tropics Resort Hotel
that popular python...uugh!
Who would ever resist getting paid as you travel, eat the globe, feast on arts and culture and drink in the beauty of nature God bestowed upon us earthly creatures? No one, I think. The globe is one big library to learn from; its people and places the best references and yourself the best librarian. Who are your researchers then? People who simply LOVE learning from vacationing like you do. So go out there and travel. Tour on places you’ve never been or been in to and re-learn. Journal all those accounts and these might just become a gold mine or resource for your books and articles.
fellowship night of the PSG

There are numerous things you can talk and write about: sceneries, cuisine, arts, history, people, places of interest, health and wellness, religious / spiritual tours, fashion, agriculture, architecture, engineering, even as personal as weddings or as corporate as business conferences. Everything that encompasses travelling would do!
Mine is green advocacy. Under it are recycling facilities, organic farming, alternative and sustainable businesses.  I am on a constant search of opportunities to have my ultimate learning vacation. I’d love to go to places local and abroad where I could discover something new and relearn something old.
clowning at the Bohol Beach Club
Very recently, we’ve just been to Bohol with my hubby, my sister and brother in law. BabyClydeLove attended the midyear conference of PSG and we happily tagged along. I had an island province extravaganza that I enjoyed immensely for the weekend. For specifics, we started by leaving Legaspi City on a Friday morning, arriving in Manila at noontime and had lunch at The Red Crab in Resorts World as a treat by the Astra med rep.
the blind rondalla band that welcomes queuing diners 
have a taste of this specialty fine diner and you'll be in nirvana
Talk about The Red Crab, it’s a fine dining experience any crustacean lover would find irresistible. We ordered Thai Crabs, mild spiced coconut cream-dressed crabs with fragrant herbs that perfectly blend the flavors together; the garlic-roasted crabs with aligue in it, pinakbet...that Philippine stewed vegetables...to cut the crustaceans’ richness and grilled yellow fin tuna with lemon aioli sauce. For toppers, I had the Mango Overload Crepe and the others had the house special Brazo de Mercedes. What makes the desserts unique? My crepe was laden with more light cream than I ever tasted, and yes dices of golden-ripe mangoes come oozing with every forkful. And the Brazo? Oh my, it’s loaded with vanilla ice cream in between rolls…that’s why it’s called house special, delectable lip-smacking goodness!
you better get crackin' those red shells!!!


It’s true that every restaurant has its USP—unique selling proposition. I’ve learned this in our MBA time and again. It’s what an enterprise would do to set its offerings apart from the rest. For The Red Crab, the servers would put on an apron upon us diners before we eat. It’s actually a very big bib cum napkin to prevent spillage on our wardrobes. What a caring resto! And yes, to prevent us from having a hard time dining, they’d do the shell-cracking right in front of us by setting up a side table with little pails and nutcrackers. It’s for us to see do their thing hygienically. Who knows what goes behind the kitchen door anyway.  They have that in mind. Then those little pails were put back beside our plates so we could dump the shells after extracting the flavorful meats.
excellent artworks and decor of Verdant Pavilion, Panglao

We ended up with endorsements from the Astra med rep. Promises of being well-taken cared of are in the horizon. Soon as we set foot in Bohol, the fun rolls. And so we checked in for our 1:40 pm flight to the island province.
At 3:00 pm, we arrived at the Bohol Tropics Resort and Hotel. Surprisingly, it’s just a five-minute drive away from Tagbilaran airport. We checked in smoothly, was escorted and freshened up in our garden villas and rested until around 5:00 pm. Then BabyClydeLove arrived shortly. The four of us had pictures taken at the resort property, at the pool, lawn, gardens and the bay side.
We were met by the Bohol Astra reps at the resort lobby by 6:30 pm and off we went to Metro Centre where the convention proper is. We had a set dinner of thick steak, buttered veggies, lechon and Inasal Chicken and steamed rice.  Sodas were served and to top the meal we had mango sago pearls floating heavenly in crème brulee.
our magnificent resort hotel pools
For a night cap, the organizers invited us to Astro Metro Centre to enjoy cocktails. But we were not up to it so ate Char and Onyor went to the city proper for a night stroll while BabyClyde and I searched for a rural spa and we found Body and Sole in one corner. We both enjoyed the whole body massage for an hour for only 250 pesos. Very cheap indeed for the city island. The next day we discovered that Tagbilaran is peppered with massage centers and spas in just about every corner. Much like here in Legaspi City. Well, the competition is now fierce nationwide; perhaps globally.
PART TWO OF THREE.
the bay behind Bohol Tropics

































On day two, we woke up at 7 and had breakfast of the usual Pinoy fare. Mine was a set American breakfast with rice exchange instead of toasts. Standard tapa-tocino-danggit-fried rice was served to my three companions; mine was crispy bacon and a delectable omelet with steamed rice. Fruits, choco-tablea and brewed coffee went with the meals.
We were picked up at 8:30 am by Manong Boy, our Boholano tour guide whose service we contracted for this whole day. We paid him 3200 pesos as we were brought to more than the eight points of interest of Bohol. It was for a whole day anyway so it was worth the fee.
First, we visited Baclayon church, one of Philippines’ ancient monuments of worship, built in 1560’s and still preserved to this day. Except for the roofing which, as our guide explained, was thoroughly replaced due to its destruction by a massive typhoon years back. As you go inside, you’d be transported by eons of time. The interior has cobblestone flooring, the wooden walls and posts perfectly preserved, and the images carefully conserved.
one of the shops by the beach in Alona Kew

Due to Roman Catholic’s conservatism, there were sarongs by the church entrance that requires tourists to wrap themselves with should they have outfits that are skimpy: spaghetti or tube tops, shorts, miniskirts and tanks. In the olden times, the “frailes” would never allow such wardrobes. It’s close to vulgarity. Just remember the tons of cloth layers for the kimona’t saya. Of course in this modern era, it’s a different thing.
Next, we dropped by a mini wildlife forest park that houses the country’s largest python in captivity. There was a twenty five peso entrance fee for the park’s maintenance. First, we were ushered to pass through bird cages and mammals of rarity; we haven’t seen any of their kind elsewhere in the Philippines…it’s only here, I swear. There was a lemur and a civet cat which are different looking from the ones I’ve seen in Albay Parks and wildlife and the Manila Zoo or even the Zoobic wildlife park. I guess that here in Bohol, rare wild ones are truly taken cared of very well.
What I noticed remarkably is the harmonious coexistence of birds and mammals in one cage. There were groupings of the fauna in several cages. Where there’s a group of a kind of mammal, atop it is an aviary of sorts. The caretaker named ate Sonya said that they were grouped according to their pleasant vibes. It’s sort of “magbabarkadahan” na animals. Just picture out the crow that lands on a carabao’s back in the ricefields.  Hmmmm, fauna…I have a lot to re-learn.
this unique house was featured in Korina Sanchez's segment

Then the highlight was the python’s lair. Looking at its massive immobile body makes me cringe in trepidation.  I’m uneasy around snakes; my skin stiffens and the hairs in my body rise. I find these ones creepy, yucky, slimy, and slithery. Ugh! For a show, ate Sonya went inside the cage and true enough the animal never even bothered to move. She was talking to her “alaga” of sixteen years since it was still small and asking it how it was. Sonya held up the head with its sharp-slit eyes and was patting it like a cat or a dog. Then we were barraged with the stories of the superstar snake.
It is actually sixteen years old by chronological age but zoologists stated that its growth is equivalent to that of a forty year old python in the wild. The difference lies mainly in the environment. Wild fauna are leaner and more active due to great efforts of finding food and shelter for survival. Domesticated fauna are huge and less active because they are locked up; mobility is limited and feeding is regular that they don’t have to move around that much just to search.
sumptuous lunch!!

Going back, Bohol calls it their superstar snake because it’s the largest on record in captivity [meaning there could be larger ones out there]. It’s highly trained and on days it is conditioned, the creature dances the hypnotic snake dance. It’s superstar because it already has tons of pictures taken with all the tourists that came. The python is actually named. My biggest failure that day is not taking note of the moniker to remember.
There was a funny chubby gay clad in a sexy Arabian-night belly dancer outfit who entertains us and poses comically beside the cage. He tells us that he’s the twin sister of the python, that he’d been swallowed before but because he tastes bitter had been spitted out again. The gay entertainer’s name is Mari Mar. He’s made up glamorously, with extended lashes and gorgeous long dark wavy hair [wig]. He churns up a story with current issues woven in, like the RH Bill, the cybercrime and the plagiarism of Sotto. Hilarious Mari Mar!!! He’s a stand-up humorist in comedy bars in a different setting.
As an ender in that amusing park, we exited in the souvenirs section. Here we discovered how amazing businessmen Boholanos are. They’d lead you to the shop as you go out so you’d get to see their wares and be enticed to buy. Great marketing and sales strategy! We ought to adapt this to all our tourist spots here in Albay! We ogled around the quaint shop and bought shirts, a colorful wooden thick bangle, lemon grass tea.
Next down we went to the tarsier conservatory. Here the entrance fee was fifty pesos. We lined up as there were more people coming in from different tour groups. After paying, we were seated to listen to the park host’s briefing about what we should do inside. He gave us facts and trivia like tarsiers are nocturnal mammals, the smallest monkeys, with an infant one about the size of a human adult thumb, are endangered and should not be taken shot of by a camera with a flash otherwise it will be disturbed and may go wild. We were instructed to please be silent and don’t be rowdy to respect the peace of the sleeping tiny monkeys.
atop the Chocolate Hills view deck

Then we were ushered uphill and got past trees where the tarsiers cling to as they sleep. Occasionally they’d open up their eyes, feeling that they need to show the guests at least a good time to have their souvenir shot; then they’d close it and sleep again. Nothing much here so we went downhill again and yes, we passed by the souvenir shop as the exit route. There I bought tarsier coin purses, key chains that I’d give out back home, boxes of Boholano cookies and biscuits and more shirts for ate Char.
Moving on, we went to Carmen town for the famed Chocolate Hills and there we had a grand time taking pictures. This is the highlight of the province so we ought not to miss this out. There was a hundred steps stair that I initially swore I won’t go up to but due to their coaxing I did anyway. Famishing and looking forward to the Loboc River cruise for lunch now, we stepped down the main hill drinking in the wonder of these limestone hills that were hailed a UNESCO heritage site.
Only at this month of October, it wasn’t brown because the grass is green. Ate Char dubbed it as mint hills instead. Then along the way we stopped to admire a unique house constructed like a ship owned by an OFW who’s a captain. Manong Boy suggested we take pictures here as this was featured by Korina Sanchez on TV. I remembered it well. Then ate Char and Onyor also took pics in the Blood Compact shrine, both the original and the popularized sites. Manong Boy said that the current site isn’t the real one. Tales!!!
Off we went to Loboc and we passed by the fantastic brilliant man-made forest of mahogany trees that stretches hectares of land. Manong Boy, our driver and tour guide, said that prior to graduating from school or getting married in Bohol, people have to plant a tree as a requirement. What a great feat of the LGU! What a magnificent act of the citizens. Another grand example for my beloved Albay!
shopping for trinkets and loving it

Finally we arrived in the celebrated river cruise. Here we’ll be eating lunch in a floating restaurant and be experiencing a real dining pleasure. We are to queue and stalls were numerous; one just has to choose which menu fits best but since some boats were to return an hour more, we just chose the one which is about to go first. We paid about 400 per head for a buffet spread then we lined up towards the river bank, greeted by a rondalla with blind entertainers singing and strumming live with a vivacious beat of the music. As we hopped on the balsa-boat-floating resto, we were seated in table #4 and waited a while until the cue to line up for the buffet table was on.
Sumptuous spread of shrimps, pork barbecue, Inasal chicken, pancit miki, unique seaweeds, grilled tuna with dips and dressings, fresh fruits of watermelon, pinya and bananas awaited us. As we ate we took turns for shooting pictures. It was while the boat was on a ride. Fortunately, moving about doesn’t cause dizziness because the waters are placid and the sailing was smooth. We were seated next to a group of Caucasian ladies and we noted that they were enjoying immensely just as we were. Most of the tourists were Koreans, Chinese and Japanese. It was an international lot.
Aboard the boat was an acoustics band with pleasantly-voiced singers. I loved their bossa nova renditions and their classic tagalong songs to amuse the foreigners. Their voices were melodious and soothing to the ears that what we ate was pleasurably digested.
last night...fellowship

We were passing by river banks with centuries old gnarled trees, tidy under-bridges, an ancient belfry, and all the while as we met other boats in the opposite way, each and everyone waves hello. Total strangers, full pleasantries; the enjoyment is enormous and the spirits are up, that’s why. Then we had one stop over in a river bank where we were entertained by a community that rendered us a folk dance, songs and live strings. I utterly enjoyed it just as all of us did because for me, it is a reconnection to my culture, people and my country. It isn’t daily that I get to watch a live folk dancing performed by a community, with old and young people alike, singing and making music to amaze you. It makes me love my marvelous Philippines more with wonderful folks in another province like this. It depicts love and unity: men, women, rich, poor, old and young….
at least the tarsier opened its eyes for a time being
As we sailed again at the endpoint of the cruise, we took shots of the splendid waterfalls with strong currents and breathed in the freshness of the breeze it stirred. Loboc River is an excellent body of water with teeming fresh water fishes and blue green algae that reflects the water’s color. How I wish that Pasig River would be like this again! Then dining on a river cruise would be fantastic in Metro Manila!
We went back to the port, once more escorted to the souvenir shop and off we scooted to the beaches.
as we arrived at our resort hotel

The first that we dropped by in is Alona Kew White beach where the setting is very much like Boracay stations 2 and 3, my companions remarked. Well, amongst them I’m the only one who hasn’t been there yet so they were informing me. I loved the fine white sands but seaweeds were scattered ashore so I didn’t get to fully picture out what they were telling me about Boracay.
Then we went to Bohol Beach Club, a more posh resort with expansive properties, enjoyed the white sands on our feet and zoomed off to my dream resort…the Bohol Bee Farm.
breakfast at Cafe Atanacio of our resort

PART THREE OF THREE.
Bohol Tropic's manicured lawns and grounds

I’ve left this section entirely separated due to the contents I would so love to discuss. I’ve been reading about Bohol Bee Farm for years now but it’s only this time I got to enjoy the place. What I loved about its concept is its green advocacy. Being organic, sustainable, producing natural handmade products, sold only in this outlet, not mass-made, creating value to the creations, utilizing indigenous renewable resources is the farm’s way of promoting Bohol’s essence.
This enchanting ranch is owned by Vicki Wallace, a Filipina nurse formerly based in New York who opted to come home to her beloved country to build this dream lot. She champions environmental love with the big help of the community towards progress and abundance. Vicki started bee-keeping and from there manufactured lots of goods out of honey. Call it literally the land of milk and honey.
scouring the tarsier conservatory souvenir shop

As our final stop [save the best for me], I took in the charming views starting from the reception area where there’s a mini pool and wooden lounge chairs. I found out that the farm not only houses agricultural wonders but it also has hotel / resort accommodations and restaurants. Please check out www.boholbeefarm.com.ph
going down the floating resto
I passed by aromatic herb gardens with the plants in plastic bags. All their vegetation is organic, not using chemical fertilizers. They make their own compost out of nature’s bounty. Then we went to their quaint bakery and bought lip-smacking delightful ice cream in cabcab [crispy cassava] cone. I had malunggay mango combo while ate Char had durian nangka. It was a whopping 80 pesos per scoop but truly worth it because the serving was huge. The goat’s milk from the farm is beyond doubt delectable.
having fun at the python and wildlife park souvenir shop
Like I said, all their products, food or cosmetics, are laden with honey and milk…much like the biblical account I just mentioned. And so going inside their shop, I was smitten over the magical cocoon with organic products I totally adore: spreads of malunggay, pesto or coriander, kamote, pumpkin or potato flour breads, herbed cassava and sweet potato chips; fruit wines, honey calamansi extracts for juices, honeyed chocolate tableas, kapeng mais bigas [toasted rice-corn coffee], herbal tea blends from ampalaya, moringga, carrots, lemon grass and basil; the mildly sweet scented honeyed tomato, goat’s milk, carrot, etc. soaps.
inside the ancient Baclayon church

The goods are wrapped daintily in handmade recycled paper, perfect as gifts. They have a wide array of body care products all with honey in it! Even their shampoos, hair serum with beeswax, their virgin coconut massage oils with ginger, chilli, moringga or lemongrass are truly marvelous.
queuing at the river bank before cruising

I’m all for green advocacy, remember. So properties like this and Sonya’s Garden and Nurture Spa in Tagaytay are my model farms. Like CuisinArt in Barbados, these organic farms in my own country nurtures flora and fauna at its best. Bohol Bee Farm’s restaurant ingredients make use of the fresh harvest from the organic garden. Their kitchen and factory wastes are composted to be used as fertilizers that endlessly make the plantations abundant.



having immense fun cruising at the Loboc River

dinner with a Masskara festival theme

pristine beaches of Bohol Beach Club

In my reverie Solaviento is so much like this: but I’d be using solar panels and wind turbines to power my property, use saved rain water from the catchments to irrigate the plantations and 100% reuse wastes either as fertilizer or recycled products as decorative potting for plants, bead curtains for the shops, benches for the park, balsa in a body of water and numerous more of nature-love.
Breaking out of the dream, we bought the herbed vegetable bread and malunggay and pesto spreads, soft tableas and Molave honey. Later in the hotel, I’d be feasting on this flaky puffy bread with the sweetish butter and cheese loaded organic spreads downed with the luscious cocoa in a mug. To cut the sumptuousness, I’d be sipping lemongrass ginger tea after the meal.
After enjoying the ranch we went back to our hotel resort, the Bohol Tropics and freshened up for the grand dinner at Panglao Island Resort and Spa.
For the fellowship night, we were escorted in a tourist bus, warmly and gaily welcomed by Mardi Gras like dancers, with brightly beaded necklaces as wreaths. The music was live and upbeat, prompting us to dance as we walk towards our dining tables. The Verdant Pavilion of Panglao is very impressive, with the flowing fabrics from the ceiling, the opulent masskara festival decors, the dressed up tables with the crystal beads spilling out as centerpieces….things I’ve admired from the pages of elegant wedding magazines and now enjoying it first-handedly.
The feast began with a cue from the lively energetic hosts of the night, two gay gastroenterologists from Manila. I could remember moringga pasta with carbonara sauce, barbecues and Inasal again, salmon fillets with beschamel dressing, steaks, chops and more meats. Ironically, seafoods were rare. I was expecting for more of the sea’s bounty as the resort complex is coastal, but I guess it’s the Visayan’s love for barbecued meats that explains why the table’s so filled with them.
very clean and refreshing pool

The night was Fiesta Mania themed, and so the music was with conga beats, African drums, brilliantly shining dancers and we were even given individual raffia hats that have bright dyes to go with our beaded necklaces. The atmosphere was dazzling and bold! Cocktails were flowing, but we weren’t alcohol drinkers so we went for the endless sodas. By ten pm, we opted to call it a night for we are going to have the mid-morning flight back to Manila.
At 7am we joined ate Char and Onyor for the last Tropics breakfast, strolled more on the resort grounds, peeked at the pier that reeked of marine life, checked in for our 9:40 am connecting flight to Manila,then we bid adieux to Bohol with its island province etched in my mind and heart. I so loved my weekend spree. I learned a lot indeed!
what a precious experience seeing this! tarsier - the endangered one

Then a hassle came. It was a Sunday and our day was already programmed: Clyde with his patients and me with the spa, home and the kids. As we were about to check in for the Legaspi bound connecting flight, our plane had a technical problem and so we were rebooked for the next day flight!!! Ugh! What a disaster. We were dying to go home to Bicol. But what can we do, there was no option. Our place was the last for Legaspi, at 12:40 pm.
Panglao Island Resort and Spa's Verdant Pavilion

To appease us irate passengers, we were billeted in St. Giles hotel in Makati, with buffet lunch and dinner, and each of us were given free plane tickets to be used within 6 months from that date anywhere around the Philippines. Great deal!!! I thanked Cebu Pacific despite my disappointment. They made it up anyway.
So we had the whole one day more spent in Manila. We didn’t go out to Ayala Center anymore for we were tired after three days of frolicking. We opted to rest and savor the hotel which was very nice and comfy, brought out our Bohol Bee Farm bread, spreads and a sampling of the honeyed choco tablea.
Monday morning the flight went through smoothly and now we’re back in the grind. Wonderful learning mini-vacation!!!
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Tad bits…
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